binarynightmare : When I was 15 I looked like a hybrid of McLoven and Napoleon Dynamite and was bullied by this mammoth fat lineman at school. This kid easily weighed 3 times as much as me.
But one day I got sick of his crap – this day also happened to be the day before our final exam in World History. While he was at wrestling practice after school, I went into his locker and stole his textbook, study guide, and notebook and took them home with me that night.
The next morning, I got to school extra early and put all of the stolen stuff perfectly back in his locker.
He rolled in that morning complaining to the administration about how someone stole all his stuff, but when he walked them over to his locker and his stuff was sitting right there, he looked like a total idiot and the admins refused to help him check the cameras.
Pretty sure he failed the test too. At the time, I’m pretty sure he would have beat the living crap out of me had he found out.