throwaway234782347: When I was fifteen, I was pissed at my sister over something forgotten. As revenge, I poked a hole in every condom in her sock drawer the same day her boyfriend came over and spent the night.
A month later she comes into my room sobbing, saying she’s pregnant but she doesn’t understand how because she used a condom and Mom and Dad are going to be angry with her . She was seventeen.
Now I get to watch my nephew with glee knowing I brought the child into the world, and ruined my sister’s life at the same time.