yesthisthrowaway23: IT guy here, it’s amazing what people will do on their computers and say in their emails despite having to sign a waiver that all computer activity at work is monitored and recorded.
I have half the company’s banking, social media, and personal email account info and passwords. I know who is secretly banging who at the office behind their spouse’s backs. I know who is cybering at work and jerking it in the bathroom almost daily.
At least they tell their intimate chat partner they’re running off to the bathroom to jerk it, I haven’t felt the need to check the validity of that one. I know when people are having marital problems or financial problems.
I even know one person here who had their children taken away because a social worker found cocaine in their house. I know who is embezzling money, I know when people get fired for completely silly reasons (like they just want to replace them with someone younger and nicer on the eyes), and I know who my boss is buying Xanax and Vicodins from.
I have a treasure trove of my coworker’s secrets. I won’t actively do anything with this info, but it’s nice knowing I have the ammunition there if something were to ever happen.
The next secret will chok you