Snuck into my dad’s bedroom and tased him with a 1 million volt taser. He started flailing around and knocked it out of my hand.
Ran out of the house and drove off. Police were called, the taser was collected, and I assume fingerprints were recovered.
His dumbass has no idea it was me and thinks someone broke into his house just to tase him. To this day, everything’s still a mystery to him.