jjmoffitt: One time, when I was about 15 years old, my brother and I were playing at an elementary school around 9pm. We were bored because we didn’t have a basketball and all there was a jungle gym big enough for 5-7-year-olds.
We were way too big to play on it. Well, we spent time for at least 20 minutes before I finally had to go to the bathroom. I got too lazy to walk the 3-minute walk to my house and use the bathroom. Instead, I just dumped in the slide.
The slide had a cover over it. In other words, it was a complete tube. So the poop didn’t get washed away by rain. This was a Sunday when I did this.
The next day, I stayed home playing hooky because I could see the park and the slide from my window. So, I watched the park around noon because I knew that was when the kids went to recess.
But this day was turning out to be weirder because the teachers were playing with the students. I saw a teacher pick up a student, put them in between their legs then go down my poo slide.
They both had giant streaks of dookie up their backs and on their shirts. It was big enough that I could see it from about 100 yards away at my window. There was a huge commotion. I could see kids laughing and teachers yelling. Recess got cut about 20 minutes short for them that day.