gay_dude: I’m a gay guy, and in my senior year of high school, I started hooking up with the varsity quarterback a lot. No one knew about it, and he made me swear never to tell anyone.
About halfway through the year, I started hooking up with a varsity linebacker who was also his best friend. He also made me swear never to tell anyone.
A couple weeks before school started, I also started hooking up with another guy on the team, who made me make the same oath.
The humor of watching these three friends be paranoid that each other would reject them for the same thing they all did that summer made up for the pain my asshole was in by the end of those 3 months.